by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022

ARMY is the world's biggest fandom and that fandom is for BTS. ARMY will protect BTS at all costs from haters. ARMY loves all members.사랑해 방탄 소년단. 💜💜💜
by BangtanBoysForever March 22, 2021

You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine
by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022

How cute! It's an army of guinea pigs!
by TheWeirdKidWhoSaysA August 26, 2023

ARMY, meaning; Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth is the fanbase of the k-pop group, BTS. They are one of the most scariest fandoms in the universe. They go with the motto: "Mess with our boys and you will have to face the consequences" they could even cancel you within 24 hours. They could find your address, phone number or even the names of your school and family!!
by sxftjiminieee November 16, 2020
