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german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.
He had a big German army hat on him.
by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015
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Jesus's Army

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
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ARMY

ARMY is the world's biggest fandom and that fandom is for BTS. ARMY will protect BTS at all costs from haters. ARMY loves all members.사랑해 방탄 소년단. 💜💜💜
ARMY's will love BTS forever.
by BangtanBoysForever March 22, 2021
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The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides
You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine
by Cody5050 February 1, 2022
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Bacon army

Where a bunch of Virgins gather and talk about kid friendly shit. Either way there a bunch of hoes
by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022
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Army

A large group or pack of guinea pigs, specifically a group of rabid guinea pigs.
How cute! It's an army of guinea pigs!
by TheWeirdKidWhoSaysA August 26, 2023
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ARMY

ARMY, meaning; Adorable Representative M.C. for Youth is the fanbase of the k-pop group, BTS. They are one of the most scariest fandoms in the universe. They go with the motto: "Mess with our boys and you will have to face the consequences" they could even cancel you within 24 hours. They could find your address, phone number or even the names of your school and family!!
ARMY is one of the scariest fandoms ever.
by sxftjiminieee November 16, 2020
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