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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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Jam Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you see blood, you probably wiped too hard or have a disease if this happens to you.
Person 1: "Ah shit, I got a jam wipe, its best if i go to the doctors tommorow."
Person 2: "Aye, dont worry gang, you just wiped too hard probably."
Person 1: "Yeah, probably- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I AM SHITTING RIGHT NOW!"
by verybasedfigglebottomale November 16, 2025
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Wenatchee Wet Wipe

A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.

It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
''I dropped a deuce in the porta potty and got a free Wenatchee Wet Wipe''
by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025
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Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’
by JimboJdog November 26, 2025
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Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

The process of violently masterbaiting whilst pooping everywhere. You masterbait until you pass out and then when you pass out you start smearing your feces on your body while masterbaiting again until you “wipe out”

By wiping it means cleaning your self with your own ejaculation
Yo bro want to watch highlights on the Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

Of course bro
by 1574cabracabra December 11, 2025
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wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.
"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"
by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025
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Swiping and wiping

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping
by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025
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