Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.

That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.

by The Brophinator October 29, 2008

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022

Matt Cutler

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.

Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!

by Brothermin June 14, 2017

Matt Smith

Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!

Matt Smith is such a daddy

by psychoticbeach February 07, 2018

Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022

Matt Fitchner

Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 02, 2023