R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.

“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

No Kelly

Similar to no diddy but you would use it to say that you don't touch kids or associate with that weird stuff.

Friend 1: Yo bro last night was a movie
Friend 2: AYOOOO!
Friend 1. No kelly bro
Friend 2: You should've started with that

by KellzDidntDoIt May 9, 2024

nancy kelly

a math teacher that is nice and is smart she is perfect

omg nancy kelly is the bomb!

by may kelly October 23, 2019

Kelly

Kelly, if you are a Kelly by all means you're fantastic at making money. He can save it too. Kelly has awesome people skills.. for example he'll give you his only shirt on his back. Hell put a roof over your head. And good good in his belly! Every one wants to be his number one! But noone is up to his prefects standards. He's also known as the baby with the cheeks to go with the nickname. Kelly is always laughing with them and also at them too!! His laugh is contagious. With kellys money making skills he's a great collector of expensive things like things people don't have the money to buy , Kelly is there to help you out in any way that he can! He's very empathetic and sincere!!! You are a Rockstar all the way!!!!

Kelly can be defined as Master in his field!!! His dedication, discipline, and experience naturally allow him to be the best in his class!!! As well, the woman line up and fight over him 😤 😂 daily, including his Momma Bear 🤣 😂 🤗😚😇😁🤫😋

by anonymous June 15, 2022

James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!

Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie

"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."

by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020

Jackson kelly

A famous horizontally challenged celebrity and he loves eating Big Chungi, he's a gay faggot and he sexually harasses girls. He calls me at 3 am and tells me that he wet the bed and he does the 3 am challenge.

Jackson Kelly ate a big chungus at lunch

by The real lord chungus January 17, 2019