Slim Jim

A Slim Jim is a skinny blunt with barely any weed.

My boy told me he had some mad bars, and busted out a slim Jim

by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

Jimming it

The process of waiting to ask out someone because they are in a serious relationship. Based off of the TV show, The Office, where a main character, Jim, waits until his future soulmate is out of a relationship to ask her out

"Hey man u gonna ask her out this weekend"
"Nah man she's dating Roy right now, I'm Jimming it till then"
"All right I gotchu"

by PoopButt July 1, 2016

silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time

yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!

by sheep.boners June 1, 2016

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

juggling jim

Quality entertainer and good for use in top notch banter. No longer juggles, but has a quality Twitter account full of fun facts about Jim.

Lol ya mum looks like Juggling Jim.

by GeekyPunk7 August 8, 2016

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018

Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.

"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"

by Ugbo November 23, 2021