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by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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Kiss a soccer boy day

On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!
by EdenHazard10 October 29, 2019
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soccer farter

Someone who farts while playing soccer
by UglylilDress March 14, 2018
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Soccer mom

a middle-aged white woman who drives an SUV and thinks her children are fucking legends at soccer
that soccer mom thinks her kid is fucking Ronaldo
by pints with the lads August 11, 2018
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rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.
we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.
by maddog68 March 18, 2019
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Soccer

Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
Hi I like soccer
by SUBSCRIBETOME April 2, 2019
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