window wank

To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.

Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!

I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.

by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011

Yeet yourself out the window day

Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!

"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window

by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019

The Window Pickle

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.

Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!

by coalpha December 23, 2009

Sexy Window

a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.

b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.

a)
"Have I got drunk face?

Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"

b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"

by pseudopete January 26, 2009

window nintendo

A nervous habit developed by extremely paranoid tweakers, causing them to excessively peek out of windows as if someone were coming to get them.

Hey funface why’s your dad peeking out of the window with a gun?
He’s just playing window Nintendo bro. He’ll fall asleep soon.

by CowboyCrypto June 18, 2019

Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.

Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window

by toasty-mm November 9, 2010