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The Window Pickle 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggy style he reaches around and poops a little turd in his own hand, then he reaches up with the turd and smacks it on the woman's forehead and slides it down her face. It is said to resemble the streak made on a window if you take a pickle out of a burger and throw it on a window and watch it slide down.
Example of the window pickle in conversation

Last night was awesome!, I window pickled Lisa!
The Window Pickle by coalpha December 23, 2009
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Sexy Window 

a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.

b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
a)
"Have I got drunk face?

Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"

b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
Sexy Window by pseudopete January 26, 2009

window nintendo 

A nervous habit developed by extremely paranoid tweakers, causing them to excessively peek out of windows as if someone were coming to get them.
Hey funface why’s your dad peeking out of the window with a gun?
He’s just playing window Nintendo bro. He’ll fall asleep soon.

Butter window 

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.
Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window
Butter window by toasty-mm November 9, 2010

window blankets 

It's a word to define curtains
"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."
window blankets by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

Ollie out the window day!

You ever wanted to push ollie out the window? Well todays the day… October 3rd!

It comes around yearly 🎉
On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

…It’s throw ollie out the window day!

Widdowson 

The Widdowson is a highly successful mating ritual which involves the male swinging his penis in a figure of eight motion. More advanced practitioners have been known to take it a step further by attaching lights.
I totally got her in to bed by standing at the top of the stairs and employing the Widdowson technique
Widdowson by thingy003 July 16, 2011