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Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015
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Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.
64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did
by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023
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Doggy In The Window

When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.
"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."
by JCo.Bloods June 18, 2017
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Window "E"

Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"
Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!
by Babyslow July 23, 2021
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Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket
Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.
by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021
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Windows Vista

The operating system by Microsoft Corporation that was the successor to Windows XP released in 2007 that had a bad reputation.
I will upgrade from Windows XP to Windows Vista.
by JannRickles March 15, 2021
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Windows V3

by wefefwef February 3, 2021
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