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Wanker

Donald Trump is a wanker.
by Baybosumoodace December 29, 2022
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Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'
Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
mugGet the Wanker Hagmug.

wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.
"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"
by chsgaming July 24, 2021
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wanker jumper

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.
by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018
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Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.
Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass
by 3Kool5Skool October 17, 2015
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Wanker

A person that copies whats is percieved to be the most popular paradigm at that time in the media and thinks thats normal,perhaps to feel proud or because its a robot that doesnt think of alternatives in different contexts,in history,in different countries e.g school is for education and learning to behave; but youre not taught how to behave in different contexts and the explanations why.you just sit there till the teacher asks a question. Youre not paid for over 7 hours of your life taken away. The wanker thinks thats a good thing.
Hitting anyone thats done something to deserve it:especially hitting a female,child- but in another country ,in another time where its culturaly acceptable and common, the same wanker would copy that too.
Drowning a witch: the wanker would be against the witch hundreds of years ago but now it would say the idea of a witch is ridiculous; it heard it in the media,its 'woke'. A non-wank would ask themselves why the witch didnt just zap them with its wand,change its appearance with a glamour spell and fly away on its broom.
Religious rules: the wank copies the one in its country but doesnt think why theres other religions and why people in *that* country, copy *that* religion/ mode of behaviour/social construct paradigm.
It was not a law,so thats alright. now its against the law,now its bad e.g drinking alcohol in public: im swigging from a can of brew when im fishing down the canal ,even if i dont catch,i like being in the landscape...and the passer-by says 'do you often drink in public'. I didnt answer.He was wearing chinos,short sleeve shirt and shoes; inverted snob type cunt like uk tv presenters on gardening programmes with over-posh english accent,overlaying its real local accent.it thinks its posh or whatever but hes the one gaslighting-trolling,irking,disturbing the peace,'starting it' Bet it has a bevy down the pub or horse races and doesnt say same to people in country parks picnicing with a bevy ,especialy if they wear the same mode of dress.
Wanker.
by Autisticspectrum,secondtypesch December 21, 2021
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wake the wife wanker

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy
by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
mugGet the wake the wife wankermug.

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