work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.

"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"

by cin- May 5, 2014

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.

"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.

“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”

by friedgravy March 26, 2023

goin to work

Absolutely dominating at whatever your trying to do

Dude: Bro I was goin to work on battlefield4 last night

by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017

Gas works

The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, London

Only used in London, often by taxicab drivers

If you get off at St James' station, it's only 10 minutes on your shank's pony to get to the gas works

by firereckless May 21, 2019

Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.

"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."

by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022