Wet Watermellons

When one male pours ice cold water on a female partners boobs till her nipples get hard.

John: I slipped on a puddle of water when I walked into the kitchen

George: Sorry, me and Ashely made Wet Watermellons

by The One Ginger September 11, 2011

Wet Nosed

To have a runny nose after taking a large bong or dab hit and coughing to the point of mucus drainage.

“That boy ripped that shit so hard he was wet nosed as fuck”

by Bruce Halloweed August 28, 2021

Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.

I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.

by Jewelstanator November 25, 2022

wet isaac

A wet Isaac is the act of taking a boiled egg shoving it down your friends throat so far it goes out their anus then taking said egg and feeding it to your hated parental figure of choice

Be careful mom if you keep treating me like this I’ll wet Isaac you!

by Bubble_bee_outside April 27, 2022

Wet Whites

Wet Whites is a group of mostly white liberals that have become cuckolds and ecofascists. When talking to other males they appear rude and angry for no reason usually to do with veganism and climate. When a female speaks they immediately sniff the females farts and apologise for their male attributes including their penis which is usually flacid and testosteroneless. They proceed to cower.

They gain their powers from forcing their ecological views on other males but often apologise for their white skin. Climate and veganism is how they try to gain a social dominance in their illogical hierarchy.

A wet white would like to own a tesla but usually is a loser so cannot afford one. They cycle or use scooters, unfortunately they hang around tesla facebook pages and groups so damage the tesla brand with their brand of wet whites, trying to show their loyalty by being wetter in the presence of tesla owners. Tesla owners tolerate them as it increase the vehicle resale and the stock price of tesla.

Wet whites will eventually wither due to their nature of being incredibly wet.

Don't go down that street its full of wet whites and they will judge you for your SUV.

by Wetwhitewipes May 5, 2021

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet Benjamin

When you spit in someone’s ear and mix it with your tongue then throw up in the ear!

“Imma give you a wet Benjamin if you don’t shut up!”

by sideeyeee420 May 11, 2023