Vegan

Something basic bitches claim to be

Person one: is Melissa still talking about being vegan?
Person two: yeah she won’t shut the fuck up about it. Like bitch damn shut up and eat your rabbit food go be sad.

by cosmicgoth February 13, 2021

veganism

The belief that non-human animals should not be commodified, exploited, and/or eaten.

“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”

by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022

Vegan Humiliation

Humiliating someone that is vegan who enjoys being bashed on their beliefs of being vegan.

I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!

That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan

by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021

Vegan

Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish

Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !

by anonymous January 26, 2025

wisconsin vegan

Exactly the same thing as a normal vegan with the complete exception of dairy.

Why are you eating pizza? I thought you were vegan.

I am a vegan. I’m a Wisconsin vegan though.

by anonymous October 7, 2023

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

Imperfect Vegan

Apologetic ass who wants to look good to vegans as well as non vegans.

I eat plants except on Sundays. On Sundays, I prefer lacerated wings of birds and solidified goat breast milk. It's good to be imperfect vegan!

by boom_infinite May 7, 2022