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ugly-ass

Adjective that says that an article of clothing is so hideous that one would not even wear it while committing a double-murder.
O.J. Simpson, when confronted at a deposition with a pair of Bruno Magli shoes whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:

"I wouldn't wear that ugly-ass shoe."
by highnrising November 26, 2009
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Ugly Cry

when someone in a state of distress begins to sob, looking horribly ugly in the process.
Selena: Omg did you see Jersey Shore last night? When Ronnie and Mike fought?

Katy: Yeah, Sammi had the WORST ugly cry I have ever seen in my life. If I hear "STAAAP" one more time, I'm going to kill myself.
by jelling123 September 4, 2011
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ugly rummy

An ugly rummy is when a man is receiving a blow-job from a drunk partner and during deepthroating the partner gags and throws up. The puke adds a warm sensation as the fellatio continues.
Spring break in cancun is a perfect place to get an ugly rummy.
by Flatulent Bastard February 14, 2006
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Ugly Sex

A sexual encounter where by either party does not want a meaningful relationship at the end. Therefore allowing both parties to fully let go and have amazing sex
"aww man, i really need some ugly sex right now"
by mischmash December 3, 2011
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ugly af

Jack: Hey bro! How do i look?
Oliver: Ur ugly af.
by 420BlazinIt420 March 8, 2016
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ugly blockers

Those shades that guys where to hide there ugly mother fucking faces, but they have a rockin' body & huge cock. Even though they have some ugly face, we still fuck them, we'll just turn the lights off!
"EWWW. did you see that bitch with the ugly blockers?"
"Yeah, but his ass was tight!"
by Buttertoes ;) April 11, 2008
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