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twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014
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Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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Gargle Twat

A whore with meth mouth that's been awake for 6 days and hasn't washed her pussy so she had to make her pussy gargle Listerine to remove the smell of all the cum she accumulated in those 6 days
Bridgette had to make her pussy gargle Twat because all the loads of cum she took this week. Not 1 dude pulled out!
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word
He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.
by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018
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Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young
I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.
by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016
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Chub twat

I was hittin that chub twat all night long

That choir boy is a real chub twat
by Chub twatter October 17, 2018
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