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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
mugGet the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug.
An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.
by 3737 May 20, 2010
mugGet the Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.mug.
This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
mugGet the Flori-cal linear induction tubemug.

Tube Games

This is a collection of pokecord like games for discord and YouTube of a variety of games. There are currently about 30.
Dude do you play tube games? Yea they’re the greatest
by TheAnonymousGameGuy October 20, 2020
mugGet the Tube Gamesmug.

Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018
mugGet the Pee-tubemug.

Tube Ride

This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)
Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride
by Djsurfer7303 March 12, 2018
mugGet the Tube Ridemug.

seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.
That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.
by Miqq December 8, 2017
mugGet the seed tubemug.

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