Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

Perry tomato

A (fictional) guy named Kyle Berry.

A sensitive tomato.

“We know what you did… Perry Tomato.” *maniacal laughter*
They laughed in unison.

by cumquat April 5, 2024

boo tomatoes

when something goes tragically wrong

Bob: "I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours on my way to work".
Alice: "Boo tomatoes"

by mobama0978 April 18, 2024

Falling Tomatoes

A euphemism for committing suicide by jumping off a high place, originating from the visual of a tomato splattering on the ground after falling.

"I moved out of that city 'cause it had too many cases of falling tomatoes."

by Yeesh_I_Got_Peas January 10, 2025

Beef Tomato

A juicy, robust, enticing like a red tomato, person that you just cant resist. One might say, they would be perfect in a salad. Beef Tomato's are well renown for their meaty, fleshy, freaky candor. Beware, for size may vary, might get scary.

Yo gyals a beef tomatoe......

I want me a beef tomatoe

by ashispaniking January 29, 2025

sundried tomato

tomato dried by the sun :)
(tasted like a bitter fart)

Eli has never tried sundried tomatoes!

by anonymous February 9, 2025

Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."

Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.

by mooffoom March 18, 2025