Taken off the shelf

Someone that was murdered in cold blood.

Person 1: Yo big man, I haven't seen you with Cadillac Pimpin in a while.

Reply: He was taken off the shelf in a drive by.
Person 1: Do they know who did it?
Reply: Yeah it was Trevor and he's in the joint for his murder cuz one of his cronies went to the po pos and wrote on his ass.

by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac June 20, 2016

Toke Up

A sacred ceremony in which 1 or more persons partake in smoking, vaping, or dabbing the Devil's lettuce. Papers, glass, or bluntitos may be used.

Toke up or choke up brah

by EatShit101 December 20, 2016

toke

Noun: an inhalation, or draw, of marihuana smoke.

“Taking two tokes and feel like a god, / Taking two tokes and fucked up my car.”

- Raghav.mp3, aka Pilot

by dannyc_mp3 February 28, 2020

Toenitheu Jesus

Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.

“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”

“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”

by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021

Quick Toke Rush Home

This is a rather boring style of toking in which the supplier of substances invites friends to their home to quickly smoke a desired amount and then leave. Defined by the lack of providing munchies or other forms of entertainment.

Yesterday we were pressed for time so we had to quick toke rush home it.

by Emanuel_pie December 10, 2008

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

by tina miller April 24, 2008

[nigga] [toenails]

self explanatory

damn bro when was the last time you cut them nigga toenails?

we used his nigga toenails to rip open the blunt wrap

by Travioly August 27, 2008