"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020
Get the Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers mug.a phrase used to describe something that is, in fact tight. Often times used when talking about drums.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
When the drum head on a drum is tightened VERY tight; a cranked drumhead.
by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005
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by Minister May 14, 2005
Get the Swifter than Swift mug.A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
Get the Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass mug.by yungmaddie October 4, 2018
Get the hotter than a whore in church mug.To break wind whilst being intimate with someone. The release of said gas is often associated with the other participant(s) in the sexual act discontinuing their participation.
''Well, looks like I'm on the hunt for a new girlfriend again. Susie and I were really connecting spiritually and emotionally during an extended Alabama lane change, but a better out than intimate squeezed its way out of my anüs as I was going for it and the gas has caused her to suffocate and die. If I'm being brutally honest, the initial chloroform might have been a culprit in the suffocation too.''
by Anonymous submissions August 7, 2018
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<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.
Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!
by babzie May 16, 2006
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