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loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex
Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex
by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018
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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘
toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)
by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021
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your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.
Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster
by elizor09 May 1, 2021
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fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.
by fork in toaster May 26, 2021
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Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up
I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.
by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022
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Red flagger anti-avo toaster

Basic bitches that think everyone else be basic bitches. Also, they just don’t appreciate the flava’s of the best ingredients ever!
Can someone please shut off the noise of those red flagger anti-avo toasters. They seriously be killin’ my vibe!
by Avo toast lover June 17, 2022
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