Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
by Nageat July 13, 2015

(v) Used to refer to someone doing something well, similar to words like "ate" or "slayed." It comes from the idea of standing up to receive applause, or standing ovation.
by Marie Aseem January 10, 2025

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.
Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!
by Cubanmafiadale September 21, 2016

by ROGUE CUTTER ONE June 20, 2018

Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
