Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.

Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"

by Briman_one&only can't clone me July 24, 2013

sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

by Goat R. May 13, 2008

Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.

Sociopathic sock is very good at Dead Cells

by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021

sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock

Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet

by Mister_E March 14, 2010

Rocky socks

Hungover. Really hungover.

I drank way too much last night and today I've got rocky socks.

by Youphoric August 01, 2012

cum sock

the sacred rag, typically stashed under ones bed. used when one is horny

bro, you want a tissue?
Nah, ill just use my cum sock!

by ILoveDickCheese69 March 24, 2023

cum sock

a sock u cum inside

billy hit his cum sock under his bed after jerking off in it

by dwatts November 18, 2021