tipsunk

the state of the mind after it has passed tipsy but has yet to reach drunkeness

man, im not even drunk. im a little passed tipsy, but not drunk. man, im tipsunk.

by gingerbread boy August 19, 2008

Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.

Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!

by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010

tits pits and naughty bits

A quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-boob, and grundle when you're in a hurry.

I just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. I only had time to shower my tits pits and naughty bits! He said later my box smelled like Axe Body Spray.

by The Gilles March 4, 2014

Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure

Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.

by Pseudomym February 28, 2009

Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.

Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).

by godog December 23, 2009

polar tits

When you're in the polar and your tits starts to freeze and you get frostbite and they fall off. Some people use the term for fish. They have no nipples. Or have they fell off? These are the questions you should ask on yahoo answers. Good luck.

Oh bae you're tits have fell off! I think you have polar tits!

Jim: Oh Bill where's your nipples?
Bill: I don't know perhaps I have polar tits

Marshall: Hey Candy you coming to the party tonight?
Candy: I wish but my mum's suffering from polar tits

John: Thanks for dogsitting my dogs! Wait where's Poppy's nipples?
Michelle: SHE MUST HAVE POLAR TITS AGHHHFNFNDJDDJDJ

by Nippleless Cage24 February 10, 2014

Squirrel Tits

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.

"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."

by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014