Elephant dickin

When someone won't stop following you.

When someone doesn't do their job.

When someone is slow at something.
by Grifgrif9262 March 15, 2021
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Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
by RL91 July 04, 2022
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elephant sanctuary

A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.
by Benoit Balls January 24, 2017
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Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
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Pulling an Elephant

When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.
2 more drinks and I'm pulling an elephant and walking outta here backwards.
by Rasdom571 October 14, 2014
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Elephant Trunk

When you fuck a girl/guy with a strap-on dildo on your face
by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
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elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 07, 2024
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