floridian breakfast

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style

floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.

by c pratt August 9, 2006

Lebanese Breakfast

To fart in someones mouth to wake them up. They have to be asleep before the fart is released, and be awake as a result of the fart taste in their mouth in order for it to be classed as a lebanese breakfast.

If he doesn't wake up soon I'm gonna give him a Lebanese breakfast

by Jaketown September 9, 2012

breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

by momo jenkins March 5, 2005

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

by IcerX August 17, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005

Portugese Breakfast

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

have for Breakfast

1. An item or person who is more powerful or stronger than another could quite easily 'have for breakfast' the weaker one. I.E. they could destroy it or take it down 'a peg' or two.
2. A ravishing and usually dominant individual who could quite easily pick someone to 'have for breakfast'. In this case, the result would be sex where the individual would 'call the shots' and the someone merely submit (possibly in gratitude).

1. That Aston Martin Vanquish could have for breakfast that Mini Cooper.
2. That hot chick could have for breakfast lame-boy over there.

by Crunchd April 27, 2008