burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

starry anus

A mispronunciation of staranikus. You're local supermarket does not carry this.

Hey, you have any starry anus in stock?

by S-taryA December 23, 2018

Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

Anu

Anu is a mongolian name that is very similar to the word anus

P1:Hey Anu how are you
P2:good !

by Raisin_uzem November 22, 2021

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

anus

The place where your farther shoved his pp into
And where thirsty people look at ;)

The anus is a mans favourite thing, except for boobs.

by The champion of pog July 12, 2021

Anu

Funny, active, hates boring stuff like juggling or other boring stuff. He loves to hang out with his friends and is funny. He can barely be stubborn. But overall he is a great person and u are considered to be lucky to have him as ur friend

Anu wanna hang out and go to the park?

by Friend reviewer March 16, 2021