A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
by MrBadgerBear January 23, 2025
Get the Taint Paloozamug. What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024
Get the Painting The Taintmug. When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.
Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
by Scallyway888 April 12, 2024
Get the tainted tatomug. Big white man from California with lumber jack figure that back up trailers like a boss cause he grew up in a carnival.
Damn did your see what that taint did the other month? He went and got him self a warrant for dime bags!
by JBLMFSP October 24, 2025
Get the Taintmug. by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016
Get the Crimson Taintmug. An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
Get the Tennessee Taint Plowmug. by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022
Get the The Tainted Rosemug.