Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

by Megstalean July 23, 2016

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

rule number 17

If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.

Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.

by ivebeenbroken September 19, 2023

odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.

I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.

by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022

Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.

Did you hear about the number theory riots?

by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022

Villager Number 4

The host of the popular Villager News series on YouTube.

“Thank You, Villager Number 4.” Villager Number 9

by ANRS1234 May 16, 2021

resident registration number

That stupid annoying crap that South Korean websites force users to enter when signing up for an account, whether it be for MMOs or other entertainment sites. This means consumption of those sites is strictly stuck in South Korea. The government forces this because they are very data sensitive and video game addiction is a major issue in the country.

This atrocity of humanity infamously encourages identity fraud where outsiders buy resident registration numbers in an attempt to get access to those sites. If you try doing so and you get caught, you can end up being fined $10,000 and sentenced to three years in prison.

Kyle: Hey, do you know any South Korean MMOs that don't require a resident registration number to play?
Chris: Well, most of Nexon's game's that are available worldwide don't.

by The Real Driller February 28, 2022