mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024

Mushroom Cupping

When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. Then it mushrooms out into the uncircumcised man.

Mushroom Cupping:
When an uncircumcised man stretches his foreskin over the penis of a circumcised man and they both blow their loads into his foreskin. His load was so huge that it split my foreskin. So now we can’t mushroom cup anymore

by Red Dog 99 July 7, 2023

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

Mask Mushrooms

The growths you get on your face from wearing a mask for too long… thanks Covid life!

I’ve been wearing this mask all week I’m breaking out in mask mushrooms

by Maskedone September 28, 2021

mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.

Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.

by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016

Mushroom head

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018