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mushroom

a disgusting filth of growth that is literal fungi and tastes like alien slime and smells like your worst nightmare.
if you are someone who has had the unfornunate meeting of taste buds to mushroom, please seek assistance before you turn 40
by dellabella July 11, 2022
mugGet the mushroommug.

The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.
by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019
mugGet the The Mushroom stampmug.

the kombucha mushroom people

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily
"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."
by skii_ November 24, 2023
mugGet the the kombucha mushroom peoplemug.
Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
mugGet the Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecakemug.

mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen
n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.
by BonerBilly April 1, 2015
mugGet the mushroom gorgemug.

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers
me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom
by anonymous January 16, 2021
mugGet the mushroom peaksmug.

Mushroom stamp

When you hold back your cock and let it go to hit someone in the forehead,thus leaving a mushroom stamp
Back off before I hit you with this mushroom stamp

Sorry about the mushroom stamp, hope your dad doesn't see it
by BMF Bradly Michele Farts September 14, 2016
mugGet the Mushroom stampmug.

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