Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 11, 2014

milking the mouse

to finger a persons butt . mostly for men .

"babe can you consider milking the mouse? ;)"

by monica fukin bondatti May 20, 2014

pink mouse

A used tampon. Plural: pink mice

"Oh my god I can't believe she threw that pink mouse at you! "
"The plumber had to come out again. Someone flushed a pink mouse and clogged the toilet again."

by KnucklesToledo January 13, 2015

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

Mickey Mouse

1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.

2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.

We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.

by Giannifly February 5, 2015

Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015