by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018
by MysticofCyanCove September 01, 2022
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 22, 2022
by LuCola July 09, 2022
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
by Punanichicken December 12, 2019
Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 25, 2023