Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you

Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)

by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020

Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.

Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

CBT Engineer

"Cock and Ball Torture" Engineer
A job, MOSID 00339

That guy over there must be a Cbt Engineer, his knees must be fucked

by Abnormally large zebra July 25, 2024

she’s sharting her engine

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

by ghyalboss March 3, 2023

Fire engine

Fire engine is a way of saying tuna and grits in the bahamian dialect.

"Miss may I have some fire engine?"

by Bahamian_242 October 28, 2021

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

Engineer

Gaming

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Engineergamingexpandededition December 10, 2021