an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.
person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?
person #1- YESS THAT!
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?
person #1- YESS THAT!
by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014
Get the elementary crushmug. by Kennyoveralls March 8, 2017
Get the crush hoemug. It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."
Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
Get the Coach Crushmug. That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
Get the Crush Bonermug. When a man is constantly demeaning or put down by his woman for control purposes.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
When women constantly crushes a mans confidence to keep his manliness at bay.
Example #1:
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
Man: I'm going to enjoy another beer with my friend.
Woman: If you have another beer you are dead. I'm serious I will kill you if you have another beer!
Onlooker: You've been Fem Crushed!
Example #2:
Man telling buddies: I built my house by myself and it turned out awesome.
Woman: Whatever. Everything is crooked and built like crap. If you don't get your hammer out by morning and rebuild the house there will be hell to pay.
Buddies: Dude, you just got Fem Crushed!
by Kerjner 3 December 24, 2010
Get the Fem Crushedmug. A petty crush is a spontaneous infatuation with another individual or more in which only activates when reminded of the individual or within the same area of said individual.
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Such a phenomenon only occurs temporarily but can lead to an actual crush or potentially temporary symptoms such as:
-acknowledgment: This is referring to the realization that the mfer doesn't even know you, he/she's probably too old for you, already taken, or you're just not their type
-Depression: Temporary sadness that typically comes in after acknowledgment
-Mania: A series of emotions that overwhelms the victim (you or the one with the petty crush) which may cause one to become unbelievably insecure, bitter, and annoyed. This happens at random and only temporary.
This is called a petty crush because once the said individual has left your mind or sight for just a few minutes, the infatuation fades, unlike a true crush.
Furthermore, if you have this curse on you, you should probably D.E.A.R. (Drop everything and run).
Girl from down the street: "I had a petty crush on my store clerk"
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
Another girl from down the street: "Well, you better hope he's single and young or, D.E.A.R."
by SlickySlick! May 27, 2018
Get the Petty Crushmug. Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.
Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual
by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012
Get the Crush onemug.