blue gooch

Similar to the well known term "Blue Balls" for men, but for women, wherein one partner of a relationship is at climax to engage in sexual intercourse but it never occurs. Because women do not have the same male genitalia, you substitute balls with pooch, which is the grundle area composed of genital organs for women.

"bro did hear Kayla got blue gooch again??"
"yeah I heard Kie stirred her pot then opened up a book"
"bro no way, if that was him he'd have blue balls for sure"

by GGuthrie February 5, 2018

sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.

Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."

by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Ldr Blues

Stands for "long distance relationship blues." Feeling of missing each other. Lack of set date for a reunion and feeling stuck in the separation phase. The temporary lull of feeling hopeless and sad until you go on Pinterest and pin a whole bunch of Long distance couple ideas and activities to do.

Friend: "hey man what's wrong?"
Axl: "nothing, just feeling the ldr Blues!"

by AKtoSeaTac August 20, 2016

Cano Blues

When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.

Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"

by Brit-What?! July 28, 2009

Blue Shoulder

The product of being teased with a shoulder massage, and then never receiving said massage.

‎"You still owe me a massage!"-Person 1
"What do I owe you a massage?!"Person 2
"Well you told me you were gonna give me one, so you teased me, ..... you SO blue shouldered me!"-Person 1

by PseudoGinger May 31, 2011

blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

by polruan November 18, 2009