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CNN stoned

When you're watching CNN or any other news network and think to yourself,"This isn't real, I'm probably just high". But then you realize you haven't smoked today.
When I saw Comey testify, I thought I was CNN stoned.
by ThundrJaye June 16, 2017
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rolling stones

Don't compare at all to the Beatles or to Zeppelin,They don't even compare to countless lesser bands.The stones SUCK!
by pissoff homos April 15, 2006
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popping the stone

when i woman over the age of 60 and is still a virgin and you pop her cherry
popping the stone was an experience last night atleast she wasn't saggy.
by popping of the stone January 7, 2011
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Stone Soul

Ancient Gothic God of darkness and power. Reveared by Meso- ostro- and ester-goths. Aka in various countries as: Steinseele; Âme en pierre l'immortal; Alma de pedra o goth; anima di pietra del signore; 夜的石灵魂; 暗闇の石造りの精神;밤 주, Stone SoulThe Immortal; Stone Soul, Lord of Night. Held in difering levels of reverance by different cultures, generaly worshiped as immortal, supernatural. Appears in differing forms and in human forms of differing ages according to various cultures standards. Is central in some urban legends and anceint scandanavian and gothic proverbs.
Hail to thee, Stone soul, Lord of Night, Immortal one, protect us in the shadows of thy kingdom's folds, hide our frailty and endow us with thy strength.
by Lordis April 5, 2004
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stone-caster

one who criticizes others.
The popular leader has a raft of stone-casters.
by uttam maharjan November 2, 2011
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stoned-conversation

When you stoned-call a person, you have a conversation with them. Having an under-the-influence conversation with a social peer. Also, having a conversation with a person because your high as f*ck.
Joe: Dude! I'm so high! Let's stoned-call Sally!
Bob: Hell ya bro! We might be able to start a stoned-conversation with her!
Joe: Let's do that sh*t man!
by miggle4268 July 19, 2010
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Dirty Stones

a thirty pack of keystone's but you feel like dirt when drinking it
person 1: got me some dirty stones for 17.99
person 2: no way dude

person 1: ya...i hate my life
by my fingers hurt July 22, 2009
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