jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.

person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

tree vag

When a Vagina is braided and very hairy so it looks like a tree

Dude i was getting kinky with this girl and when she ripped off her pants she had a big tree vag

by Garrett Wilkinson June 23, 2006

tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)

Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.

by DKB May 9, 2006

Blue tree

A person who is gay, homosexual. Opposite of a green tree, a straight person.

A: "Look at that guy, he's so hot! Do you think he's a blue tree?"
B: "he definitely doesn't look like a green tree! I bet he is!"

by Bluesttree December 30, 2016

Willow Tree

When the pubes of a man are long enough to cover in an umbrella shape around of the head of the penis.

You should shave your shaft know one wants to handle a Willow Tree unless they want to floss at the same time.

by cigar burned puppy January 2, 2011

tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

tree sap

ejaculation or cum from a male

Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it

by russett January 5, 2009