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Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
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Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017
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Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.
“I could use dessert”

You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”
by BourbonMike March 1, 2025
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Taint Gurgler

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
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Phoenician Taint Tickle

The act of lifting the dong up to the sky, whilst twiddling ur tallywhacker. During this, someone comes up with a goose feather and tickles your Taint. After this act is over, it is ceremonial to spread your sack over the woman's mouth and have her blow on it so it looks like a flying squirrel
Last night she finally gave me the good ol' Phoenician Taint Tickle. It felt amazing!
by Phoenician Pug Bacon June 5, 2024
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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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