twat-humped

To get all up on someones junk and there personal space

That bitch just twat-humped you!

by Adam the twat-humped October 1, 2011

Conniving Twat

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.

My sister is such a conniving twat.

by Duckslayer1234 May 15, 2018

Chub twat

A fat pussy
Or
A stupid, fat person

I was hittin that chub twat all night long

That choir boy is a real chub twat

by Chub twatter October 17, 2018

uber-twat

The hyphenated version of uber twat, which actually makes this a twice uber'ed twat...

Uber twat cannot even describe Ginger, she actually managed to fuck over the entire world just by being born... That would make her an uber-twat.

by The Whole Fricking Globe October 8, 2008

fuckle twat

Noun.

A person who is just fucking up at life to the extreme.
Extreme fail at life.

Mary forgot to add sugar to the cookie dough recipe, what a fuckle twat.

by Theechinita April 17, 2014

Twat Jammer

A female that claims to be 18 but turns out to be too young

I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.

by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016

Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013