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Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 15, 2018
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tuesday boozeday

by reese h January 7, 2022
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rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday

black nigger gay rapist sex anal sexy booty nigger that rapes and kills children aka the niggerest of them all, sigma rizzler niggerhead from ohio, yes niggerhead is a real word you fat ass nigger I sodomized a 5 year old girl, along with 20 90 year olds.
rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday raped and sodomized a 5 year old girl.
by braylanniggersrIZZNIGGEROHIO November 18, 2023
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No Gay Tuesday

No matter what homosexual things are said on any Tuesday of any week, it is not homosexual because it is No Gay Tuesday.
by bigboy1232142 January 22, 2020
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fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.
“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already
by David David's son April 16, 2024
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TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)
Gary- “I just wanna die
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”
by AgLet- August 11, 2019
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Mailbox Tuesday

The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!

DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
by MBTjustin April 21, 2010
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