My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

Slutty Mom

A mom who knows the whole neighborhood off the palm of her hand, literally.

I slept with your slutty mom

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020

Mom-rebate

It´s when you purchase something with your own money upfront and later come crawling to mom for reimbursement. If approved you can expect a wire transfer to replenish your beer funds.

A: Shit, brah. How´d you get the cash for a new Gronk jersey?
B: I just lucked out, a mom-rebate for my orgo book just came through.

by buttcheeeeze January 2, 2016

Rollings Mom

The cheapest hooker money can buy. Her looks have been compaired to a real life Shrek. She has the ass of cottage cheese. Nipples like peanuts. The word no is not in her vocabulary. But then again her vocab is pretty limited due to her never not having a cock in her mouth.

He I just slept with Rollings mom and almost puked.

by haha1985 October 7, 2011

Stacy's mom

has got it going on

stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom

by t33nageanarchist November 24, 2020

creepy mom

A female parent/guardian that engages in strange practices that seem overbearing and cause disturbing feelings of unease in her child or person under her jurisdiction. Often times these practices may be concerning the inferior party's relationship status or their day-to-day routine.

Elisabeth: My mom read all my messages to my boyfriend!
Kiki: Whoa there! That is such a creepy mom!

by gpgif<3 January 26, 2017