by McKennaGracel0ver July 6, 2024
Get the Cum Only Diet mug.Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizz mug.A combined diet that blends vegan and keto principles, focusing on plant-based, low-carb, high-fat eating.
Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.
by truthuman April 5, 2025
Get the Veto-Diet mug.A phrase used to describe something that is blatantly differentiated from its counterparts — an allusion to online videos where creators try to blindly taste different sodas and guess Diet Coke correctly.
“I wasn’t sure which shoes to wear to the concert, until I put on my boots and I was like oh, “that’s Diet Coke”.
by Shawtytrifling May 8, 2025
Get the That’s Diet Coke mug.by WhatsappuUltimateEdition November 26, 2023
Get the diet coke mug.(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 4, 2023
Get the hooker diet mug.avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!
janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
Get the hartz mountain diet mug.