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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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Couch Pickle

A half eaten pickle found in a couch.
I found a couch pickle it is a little dry, but still pretty good.
by Jesse1432 March 4, 2021
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Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.
Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.
by Northwestnas December 14, 2014
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Couch Puddle

When you fuck a girl on a leather couch and leave a puddle of sweat and female juice.
I just want to make couch puddles right now, man.
by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
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COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.
Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
by Jay Reid April 25, 2020
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Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."
"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."
by JSpaulding August 10, 2024
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couch titties

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.
by purpleHEW February 14, 2024
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