imma go foodstamp the couch

sitting on your couch lazily while taxpayers buy your groceries
heyo, imma go foodstamp the couch cuz
by foodstamp_mcgee February 17, 2020
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clam couch

Gonna try to hop into that girl's clam couch tonight.
by clamcouch March 21, 2019
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Fiend on the couch

Someone with a high level of awareness & wisdom in a particular field or fields that you have handy to test products for you and provide critical feedback to help you come to an educated decision
Crack dealers back in the day typically do not partake of their product or a neighboring competitors product to test it's quality.. so they give it to their fiend on the couch
by MacWhite7 May 13, 2024
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mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
by Burritowang May 14, 2016
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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 31, 2021
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Freud's couch

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.
Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?
by mercethemerciless February 09, 2010
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