Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays

*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"

by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020

Church Of NyJai

Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods

The Church Of NyJai is Amazing

by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022

home churching

Sleeping in on sunday morning when all the good baptists go to services

Dude, Monica was bitching because you didn't go to church yesterday.

Had a rough night Saturday. Decided to do the home churching thing.

by St. Gregory October 26, 2013

to reform The Church

(verb): to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.

a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to reform The Church?

professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.

by Sexydimma November 4, 2012

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017

Church Satanic Roblox

Church Satanic Roblox was a com group on discord spamming of child pizza and animal abuse and was banned on October 27.

Church Satanic Roblox is wild.

by La Desca meh November 5, 2025

Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.

Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.

by Malika Davis August 24, 2023