Alamo, California

A super wealthy suburb of San Francisco, about 35 minutes away from the city. Everyone either drives a BMW or Mercedes. Right next to Danville, it’s affluent sister-city. The houses are all insanely expensive, with a majority being able to set you back a few million. It’s pretty much your stereo-typical suburb. Oh also, Steph Curry and tons of other celebrities live there.
Where is Alamo, California?
It's right in between Danville and Walnut Creek.
by John_taylor11 November 19, 2017
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Somerset, California

the stupidest town ever in california that is boring and has nothing good to do...it traps children from doing things they wish to do
Man, i hella need to get out of hillbilly hell in Somerset, California ...it's so retarded
by JellaPhobe123 April 23, 2011
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california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be
Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack
by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017
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California steamroller

When u shit on someone's chest flip into it and roll around in it
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Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol
Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?
by Poopieforlyfe9876543 May 28, 2012
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California sundial

When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.
Does anybody wana get on my California sundial?
by J FaRgZz July 06, 2011
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Clayton, California

Rich white people living in big houses. They are snobby and think they are better then everyone else, even though they aren't. They tend to ignore anyone of a lower social and/or financial level.
Girl1: Hey do you live in Clayton, California?

Girl2: Eww! No! I have feelings and a heart!
by I.DON'T.CARE. January 18, 2011
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