Angry Kitten

A person who tries to be mad, but no one will take them seriously because they’re too cute.

Jeff: Hey, did you see Haley’s rant earlier?

Geoff: Yeah, but I couldn’t focus because she looked like an angry kitten.

by Jane Body Pillow March 19, 2021

Angry Drake

The act of storming around the office because your women has forced you to adopt a cat and sell your badass boat for a paddle board!

Shane woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is pulling an Angry Drake today.

by Jmovian October 24, 2022

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Angry Smol

Someone whose temper is similar to their height

"God I hate being short"
"Don't be an angry smol now"
"I'm not an angry smol"
"You know every time you say that you get a little angrier and a little smaller"

by Whythisword March 6, 2021

cute angry

The feeling of slight frustration but happiness when you deny something while you are embarrassed - though you are not really angry so that's cute.
Can be associated with being tsundere

You are cute!
Nah, I'm not! Stop it!
Now you are being cute angry.

by Laura221 January 20, 2019

To Angry Patrick

The name of a song that was made by someone with hot bars and the same level of disrespect of a abusive father after a few beers

Ronald:You ever heard of To angry patrick

Nick:Nope

Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy

by I am not the pope I swear February 27, 2021

Angry Pterodactyl

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two

Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 4, 2021