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face cake

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
by railgin October 1, 2012
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Chocolate Cake

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.
Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money
by rockinskull October 26, 2015
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cake-bakin'

(v.)
1. To invest quality time with one's significant other.
2. To happen, develop, or take place.
3. To alter so as to make a more favorable impression.
1.) Yo, you trying to roll through tonight? Nah, mang...I gotta do some cake-bakin' tonight with ol' girl.

or

2.) Where's Peebo? Maaaaan, that's fools cake-bakin'. Again?
by Mr. Big Frog July 28, 2006
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Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time
Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake
by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020
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Cake muffin

I really want to lick your cake muffin
by Jobmo June 4, 2017
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serving cake

When his/her/your booty so big it be causing earthquakes. A butt or trait only thicc people or slim-thicc people can have.
Cake is referred to the ass.
"Damn Kayla's booty so big she be serving cake"
by Thotsqalore August 21, 2018
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Brown Cake

The act of shitting into a blender and using the product as a filling for a cake.
“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”
by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021
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