Skip to main content

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
mugGet the Cat Distribution System mug.

system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by anonymous December 17, 2023
mugGet the system QB mug.

system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates
"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"
by samawesomesauce December 17, 2023
mugGet the system QB mug.

Living systems

Pain just pain but sometimes laughter
*sees someone dying*

“Me in living systems”
by Livingsystemssucks December 9, 2020
mugGet the Living systems mug.

The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.
The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.
by Lilgayy November 21, 2021
mugGet the The bubblegum system mug.

Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
mugGet the Laurenial measurement system mug.

THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.
You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021
mugGet the THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email