South River High School

South River is a wretched school full of the most disgusting and vile people imaginable. The Teachers have to deal with asshole kids on the daily which makes them grumpy and it turns into a vicious cycle. Everyone that goes here thinks that they are the shit, but in reality they’re all stuck up. It has a mixture of ghettos, preps, and rednecks with Crofton kids sprinkled in between. The bathrooms smell like mangos.

Employer: on a scale of 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy your highschool experience?
Me: 0. I went to South River High School

by Generation Z gang January 22, 2019

south park fan

fan of the show South Park
pretends like they are not depressed however they hate themselves
will never get a girlfriend

Have you had your first kiss yet?
No Im a south park fan

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

University of Southern California

Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.

The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.

by Cheeks February 12, 2005

south dakota

South Dakota isn't what everyone thinks it is. I mean, sure, we have our rednecks and our crazy people.. but thats not what makes our state. How many of you big city people could wave to a complete stranger and not get the middle finger waved at you? In South Dakota the people are friendly and welcoming. Everyone thinks that all we have is Mt. Rushmore.. but thats not it. We have some of the best hunting in the country, not to mention some of the prettiest scenery! And no, we don't still live in teepees.. we have technology just like everyone else. So when you're ready to appreciate the beautiful things in life.. come to South Dakota.

Jane: "Lets go to South Dakota for our next vacation!"
Richard: "Whats in South Dakota?"
Jane: "Hunting, fishing, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Storybook Land, the prettiest scenery and so much more! Theres lots to do in South Dakota!"

by morganc333 September 8, 2008

South Park

A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome!

Watch South Park! You will die laughing.

by Blitzkrieg999 May 7, 2010

South Park

My religion.

Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.

Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.

south park rocks :)

by wetweis March 22, 2010

The South

Contrary to the opinion of many northerners, the south is not a place filled with rednecks drinking whiskey, playing banjos, sleeping with our cousins, and beating on black people. In fact, we are actually pretty tolerant, as a whole, of other races and religions (i would like to point out that the biggest riots when they integrated schools were in boston.) We also have a very unique culture including music and literature. A lot of great writers and musicians were from the south, such as B.B. King, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and Anne Rice. We also contribute to movies as well, since many great actors such as Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones hail from here. So biased northerners should get a clue, or maybe read Gone with the Wind, the most beloved work by an American author. It's by a dirty racist southerner, I hear.

If Pennsylvania was so much better than the south, why don't you just pack your bags and go back!

by Charles McCrory August 4, 2007