stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015

Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024

exertion stroke

A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.

"That dom must be doing his weights, I can clearly hear the exertion strokes"

by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008