Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.

Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!

by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017

stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017

Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011

stoner

A.K.A a weed smoking faggot.

Tommy is a stoner.

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 19, 2017

Stoner

Stoners are people who smoke cannabis products, such as 'weed' or 'hash'. Others typically will look down on them and categorize them as "scumbags", however, I know a few stoners and they're actually the best kind of people, in my opinion. They're very peaceful and friendly, they won't judge you, and they usually have great taste in music. They're the kind of people that you could find at a music festival, for instance.

smoker bob marley green ofwgkta stoner

by Magical Nymph March 20, 2014

Stoner sushi

Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top

I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.

by The new dr Ruth August 8, 2020

Stoner

Ryan fucking wheeler

If you look in the dictionary under stoner you’ll see Ryan fucking wheeler

by Yeetusdafeetus42069 October 1, 2021