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Alabama Sparkle Sandwich

An Alabama Sparkle Sandwich is a sensuous act that involves one person fucking another person's ass to oblivion, then pouring Pop Rocks into the gaping rectum. After that, they eat out the asshole and try to get as many of the Pop Rocks' tingly mouth orgasms as they can.
Brett: Hey man, let's go over to Laura's house.
Ryan: Man that bitch always be trippin'
Brett: Yeah but I hear the girls are serving up some Alabama Sparkle Sandwiches over there...
Ryan: OHHH NIGGA HELLLLSS YEAH!!
by Nyquil Grober November 19, 2011
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child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.
Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?
by D-Lord July 8, 2005
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Shark Attack

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".
"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."
by Riley F. October 14, 2008
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sparkler

Yo da blunt is out... give me da sparkler.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.
They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.
by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009
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sparks

An unusual word in the sense it is only used in its plural form.
A complimentary term for gifted individuals of exceedingly high intelligence, usually in the creative arts.
Original derivation from critically acclaimed genius pop duo Sparks - brothers Ron and Russel Mael - who were at the forefront of glam rock, synth pop, dance pop and Britpop. They now make uncategorisable music. However, they were less famous for making brilliant music than Ron's Hitler moustache.
"Look at that couple of bright sparks, they're totally deck!"
by barry Smith May 15, 2006
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shark in the buns

A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'

Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.
'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
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