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can i speak to you son

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"
by rootcause August 3, 2005
mugGet the can i speak to you sonmug.

fag son of a bitch

it obviously states here, ure a fag and a son of a bitch!
boy: hey man, can i buy you a condom?

boy 2: damn, what a fag son of a bitch.

boy 3: FSOB!
by brownboy and lawlawman June 11, 2010
mugGet the fag son of a bitchmug.
When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power.
by SirFuckNuts February 5, 2010
mugGet the Piece of whale shit son of a bitchmug.
This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.
Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!
by jay da pimp May 1, 2021
mugGet the Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny daymug.
a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"
Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!
by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008
mugGet the son of a bean dipped mother fritomug.
Either a gay man whose father fucks goats or a straight man who favors anal sex whose father fucks goats. Usually reserved as an insult
JJ: Hey dude, your mom is really hot!
Hank: Fuck you, You Butt fucking son of a goat fucker!
by Rambler 2.0 January 4, 2007
mugGet the Butt fucking son of a goat fuckermug.
The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.
Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*
by Grouthor April 2, 2010
mugGet the Bastard son of an Irish Jew Niggermug.

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